Going from having no kids to all of a sudden being responsible for a human life is a huge transition. After the first few initial months of worrying if every move you make or even worse, don't make, will somehow create a butterfly effect that'll result in the death of your offspring, you start to settle in the role of parent.
You expect the unexpected, you are bestowed new reflexes and situational awareness to break their fall or stop them from toppling onto their heads. You create a routine for them and help them stick to it. You manage to get some date nights with your SO and you find that adjusting to the life of a parent wasn't only just doable but actually pretty awesome.
Then you have baby number 2 and think to yourself, "Oh, I've got this parenting thing on lock what could possibly go- OH MY GOD!" Yes, as Jim Gaffigan so eloquently puts it, having another child is like you're drowning and then someone hands you a baby. It's not easy raising both a toddler and infant at the same time. It requires patience. Grace. And most important of all - a sense of humor.
So judging by these Chrissy Teigen tweets, she's more than ready to take on raising a second human being.
no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016
thank you for all the well wishes!!! we are so happy and excited! i dunno what to tweet now. does my twitter change? this is so awkward— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2016
Fell asleep with my breast pump on and I think I'm in a different dimension now— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 15, 2016
just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 7, 2016
"i never wanted to leave my daughter, i love her, BUT THAT'S JUST ME" - the passive aggressiveness is real!— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016
Photos are literally split-second moments in time that evolve. I despise mommy shamers. I am a proud shamer of mommy shamers.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 19, 2016
She just kicked me in the face and then farted in it. The disrespect!!— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 9, 2016
when luna is awake i want her to sleep and when she is asleep i want her awake. this is my parenting life.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 18, 2017
I feel like tiny underpaid workers are putting my uterus back together and they're super bitter about it so they aren't doing a good job— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 23, 2016
I am having a very rough day and it would help me a lot if any moms would like to share stories of their kids being mean to them— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 23, 2017
making mom talk like a baby in the background of my room service call because it's illegal for adults to order off the kids menu— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 26, 2014
I have discovered a mother's favorite thing to say: "it's not terrible twos it's terrible THREES ahahahah"— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 29, 2017
there is absolutely no way that labor is harder than installing a car seat, i just refuse to believe it. if it is, i give up— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2016
There is a baby crying on the plane but I don't mind it because it reminds me of Luna. Who am I please send help— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 7, 2017