One evening, after a banter-filled happy hour—where friends and I poorly discussed the intricacies of the female orgasm—I went home and did a little research (okay, alot of research) about said topic. Throughout my quest for more vag-knowledge, I kept coming across a plethora of information about sexual world records.
It's true. Women are actually setting World Records for fucking, and it's time that you know about it.
1. The Most Orgasms In One Sitting
In 2009 at the Masturbate-A-Thon in Denmark, one woman’s vagina went absolutely ham—she set the unofficial World Record for the most orgasms in one sitting at 222 pleasurable climaxes, and no...it wasn't Mila Kunis.
2. Most Semen Swallowed
Imagine filling a Big Gulp full of the skeet. That’s essentially what Los Angeles’ Michelle Monaghan did when she set the unofficial record for Most Semen Swallowed— she had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach.
3. Most Partners in 24 Hours
The average woman has 4 sexual partners in her lifetime. That’s definitely not the case for porn actress Lisa Sparks. She holds the record for the Most Sexual Partners in 24 hours at a whopping 919 sexual partners in just under 12 hours at Eroticon (Poland) on October 16, 2004.
4. Biggest Orgy
Some people in this world are unarguably destined for one another, like the 500 Japanese men and women who set the world record for the Biggest Orgy. Fate has it, the record was filmed and is actually up for purchase on DVD for $40—because Japan.
5. Oldest Twin Hookers
Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes, Louise and Martine Fokkens, retired in 2013 at 70 years old after reportedly having sex with 355,000 people.
6. Longest Orgasm
Yes! Yes! Yes! The longest single orgasm attained by a woman is 43 seconds long, but women with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) are known to have rolling orgasms resulting in as much as 100 orgasms daily.
7. Given Birth To Most Children
Let’s talk 69. That’s the World Record held by Russia’s Valentina Vassilyeva for the Greatest Recorded Number of Children born to one mother. Of her 69 children, 16 pairs were twins, 7 sets were triplets and 4 sets were quadruplets.
8. Oldest Female Prostitute
The world's oldest prostitute is currently 86 years old. Not only is she setting a world every time every time she sleeps with her clients, she still rakes in over $350 (USD) per hour.