*someone starts having a heart attack*— george w kush (@yungshoelace) April 20, 2015
person: is anyone here a doctor??
vegan: im a vegan
When you're a vegan and haven't told anyone in 8 minutes pic.twitter.com/3oGjWUxr12— chef ramsay fan acco (@Sanchovies) December 12, 2015
netflix & did u know im a vegan— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) December 14, 2015
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) December 6, 2015
Give a vegan a fish and you'll never hear the end of it.
[RUNS THRU AIRPORT TO STOP GIRL FROM GETTING ON PLANE]— Steve Dutzy (@SteveDutzy) December 7, 2015
Me: Wait, I have to tell you something!
Her: Oh wow! I knew you lov-
Me: I'M VEGAN
Someone just said that their boyfriend calls them 'agave' instead of honey bc she's vegan I'm dead— sydney Ⓥ (@robsongirll) January 31, 2016
Next time you feel down, be thankful that Kanye isn't a vegan— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 1, 2016
Becoming a vegan because I hate animals and they don't deserve to touch my lips— Dillon Francis (@DILLONFRANCIS) December 9, 2015
Reporter: How do you feel about all this?— Orange shirt guy (@awkwardphilippe) October 15, 2015
Man in windshield: I just wanted to say I'm vegan. pic.twitter.com/kclqJ3AsjG
Took my vegan friend to an all you can eat buffet and she didn't even appreciate it pic.twitter.com/h47Vvb3FcL— @BrittanyFurlan (@BrittanyFurlan) February 1, 2016
me: eats 20 tubs of hummus and 14 tubes of Pringles— laur (@lauryeats) December 9, 2015
me: it's ok it's healthy it's vegan
ur a vegan but u dont have kale flavored chapstick? fake— goofy ass (@sassycxt) December 12, 2015
As a vegan my favorite past times include eating twigs and leaves, rolling around in dirt instead of showering & performing human sacrifices— Mary Ⓥ (@heymaryx) December 10, 2015
[aliens dissecting me]— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 30, 2015
"Can u tell I'm a vegan?"
MINISTER: Do you take this man to be your husband?— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 7, 2015
BRIDE: I do
MINISTER: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
VEGAN GROOM: I’m a vegan
[getting stabbed]— MisoSilly (@SeiYoung83) December 6, 2015
"I'm a vegan"
"Caught my vegan flat mate crying while chopping an onion last night. Those people are taking it way too far now"— top yaks (@yik_yak_) January 31, 2016
I brought a bunch of flowers for my first date with a vegan.— Michael Thompson (@emptyheadtwo) January 28, 2016
"That's really sweet," she said.
"Well I didn't know what you vegans ate."
"Last call for flight 254"— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) August 31, 2015
[Runs to gate]
"You barely made it"
[out of breath] This isnt my flight. I just wanted to tell you I'm a vegan
I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.— Peter Karlin (@heykarlin) January 9, 2012