There are two types of people in this world: people who love puns, and people who hate them. I’m the former, but it was only because I grew to love puns; years ago if I heard someone use one, I’d fly into a fit of rage.
Now I don’t know why I hate them so much, maybe because they’re corny, or maybe because they’re such obvious attempts at humor, but now, I find plenty of opportunities to drop a pun in any of my conversations, usually just to see how upset the other person gets.
And once I became a father, I think the neurons in my mind changed to instantly make me love all things punny, so now I’m cursed to enjoy them for the rest of my life. So even though I find the following puns pretty hilarious, there’s no guarantee that you will. In fact, you’ll probably hate yourself for giggling at any of these.
I'm so sorry.
I just can't stop.
Not the emoji pun.
Why am I laughing at this? It's not even that clever.
What have I become?
This pun made science cry.
Oh you sonofab*tch.
Double the anger.
Oh no they used props.
Life doesn't have to be this way.
I HATE YOU.
I "beg" to differ.
You just made an Oscar winner cry.
Kill me now.
All of these horrible puns were found courtesy of imgur.