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This Dirty Christmas Coloring Book Is The Perfect Gift For Adults With A Sense Of Humor

Coloring books for adults are all the rage these days. Part of me wants to say that I can’t understand how anyone has time to sit down at a table and color in drawings with a stack of colored pencils at their side, but then again, I just spent the last 20 minutes looking up retro reviews of old Atari Jaguar games so obviously I’m full of crap. 

And because I’m a self-conscious dude who isn’t the most artistic, and would probably scoff at an adult coloring in a book, I would immediately excuse them if they made fun of the artistic act somehow. Preferably in a bawdy, low-brow humor kind of way. 

So you can only imagine my delight when I came upon Sweary Coloring. They make raunchy coloring books filled with lewd jokes.  

Their Christmas/Holiday line is filled with funny and adult-themed puns.
Well, some aren't really innuendos, just outright swear words.
Which appeals to my inner fourth-grader, so obviously, I'm in love.
"420 BLAZE IT"
God I'm so fond of these.
Yes Please
Bad Boy
Damn Santa
Damn Right
Im in
Well, I mean...
Hey uncle John...
For that special someone
Santa Savage AF
And the Grand Finale

You can check out more of Sweary Coloring’s offerings if you have a foul-mouthed family member who’d get a kick out of this.