The Most Hilarious Valentine's Day Memes to Share With Your Sweetheart

Amber Garrett - Author
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PUBLISHED Feb. 11 2019, 4:33 p.m. ET

UPDATED Feb. 13 2023, 2:35 p.m. ET

Let's face it — Valentine's Day can be a bit of a loaded holiday, whether you're coupled up, happily single, or less than thrilled about your relationship status. But hey, it's just a cash grab invented by the greeting card companies and Russell Stover to help move some products, right? There's no need to let it get you down.

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Now, to help spread the love (and laughs) this February 14, we suggest you stick around for this hilarious collection of Valentine's Day memes and cards to share with your sweetheart!

Way to find a silver lining!

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You never know, this could be the start of your romantic comedy meet-cute, so be bold and wear a pocket square.

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Oh, the humanity!

If you ever want to feel like garbage, just spend all of Valentine's Day on social media. It really does the trick!

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They're all softies, right?

Our partners will do anything to make us happy, even if it means putting something cheesy together for Valentine's Day.

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This one's for the smug marrieds.

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An unwritten law of the internet is that if there are people to complain about a thing, there is an equal and opposite faction ready to complain about the complainers. This meme should resonate with all you happily coupled folks who think "Happy Singles Awareness Day" is just blatant Valentine's Day appropriation.

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Here's a valentine for our real true love.

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Who needs true love when we have Jose Cuervo? If you have enough tequila, who knows, you may just find yourself a valentine for the night at the bar! 

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And our other true love.

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Yes, Patrick Star. Be honest, you've never felt a love with another human that feels as pure as falling in love with your latest binge-watch.

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The absolute disrespect.

"I never thought you would ever, like, do that to me, and you did ... I always knew what I had, and, like, you didn't."

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People in LTRs will feel this one.

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Girl, if you want to put on sexy lingerie for your significant other, we salute you! We, on the other hand, will be kicking it like we do every other weeknight: in our jammies on the couch by 8 p.m.

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It's the perfect scheme.

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This one totally checks out, but check to make sure your copay for an ER visit doesn't exceed what you'd spend on an Urban Stems delivery for yourself.

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OMG, we're, like, so surprised!

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We don't have any data to back this up, but we're convinced half of the women posting their flowers and gifts on February 14 sent themselves those gifts for the 'gram.

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Sounds like a solid itinerary.

That was a real ride. We recommend sticking to 1-4, eating one dinner, and then ending the evening with our aforementioned true love, tequila.

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This one really soured me on Valentine's Day.

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Hey, if this one resonates a little too much for you, take heart — most of the happy couples in your feed probably have a looming expiration date, too.

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Sorry not sorry — we need our beauty sleep.

While everyone else enjoys their night of love, we'll be passed out in front of the TV before 9 p.m.

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This person is my hero.

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If you haven't exposed yourself to the secret joy of dining alone, why not try it this Valentine's Day? Learn to enjoy your own company over a delicious bowl of pho for one.

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Tell your boo they're a National Treasure.

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We definitely recommend sending this one over a Wicker Man valentine.

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You guys better be taking notes ...

We hope this queen got everything she posed with because, though we don't know her, she definitely deserves it all.

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I feel you, buddy.

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Nothing bums us out more than thinking somebody sent us a snap only to see it's the Snapbot reminding us we're forever alone.

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Wise words.

The man makes a fair point with his comparison here. It's certainly a tough choice. (Mmmm ... rotisserie chicken.)

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The sass is strong with this one.

You can spoil whoever you want, but at the end of the day, don't forget to treat yourself for Valentine's Day!

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