Parenting comes with a set of unique challenges you can never really account for or understand until you're actually a parent. There are tons of revelations you'll have when you're suddenly in charge of another human life. For example, you realize that everything in your home is a potential death trap. Or another common phenomenon: When they're old enough to crawl around and play with just about every little thing, all of your cabinets will be opened and their contents put on full display. My personal favorite? Having to explain to another human that drinking shampoo is dangerous.
With that being said, you might want to check out these hilarious tweets from parents to help prepare you for being a mom or dad, should the day ever come.
[Tucking in my 4 year old]— Bo Davis (@BoRyan11) November 26, 2016
Me: Yes buddy?
4: We don't fart on friends.
M: Good advice buddy.
Ah, kids. What would we do without them?