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18 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
1 year ago

The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.

When you gotta make money, you get creative.

How the hell would that work?

I mean they are pretty awesome.


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Thank God, blood isn't as refreshing as it sounds.

"The bombs bursting in aiiiiir."

I can't share an area code with plebs!

When life gives you lemons...sell guns kids.

There's a best tree award?

Just when I was getting used to this new diet.

Try a de-stress app.

Props to New Zealand for keeping up with the times.

Who knew the Israelites were so down with Britney?

Workin on some stttttuuuufffff. #drawing #flash #tattooflash #oxycotton #benzos #opioid #pill

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What a sh**y way to go out.

For him, it's a lifestyle.

You figured they'd just laugh it off.

I wish this was the extent of the problems with our nation's leader.

When spongebob went splat. Artist unknown. Caption this image for us. Follow: @TheStreetsOf_

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Tag a different kind of wall.

Put up or shut up bro.