I grew up watching a lot of cartoons. I don't know exactly how to quantify that, but I am sure that whatever the number would be, it would be high enough to make you sad. It is safe to say that everything I know I learned came from cartoons and, man, that was a mistake.
Everything has been a let down. Animals don't talk. Superheroes don't exist. And not all property owners dress up as monsters in their spare time. Way to go, Scooby-Doo. Way to set up unrealistic expectations.
Ugh. I'm upset now. I'm going to watch some cartoons. That'll make me feel better and, yes, I do realize that is what got me into this mess to begin with.