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There's Now A Tumblr For Every Contestant From MTV's 'Next'

Lane Moore is a comedian who is famous for her Tumblr collections, like Male Feminists of Instagram. Somewhat obsessed with romance and dating, it seems obvious that she'd be attracted to the early reality TV show Next, a show where sexy singles basically Tinder swiped each other before such a thing existed. Except it was in person. On MTV. 

Why would anyone subject themselves to such a situation? Probably so that years later, someone could remind them what their three "interesting" facts about themselves were:

https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160200854295/i-love-you-lauren

In an email with Distractify, Moore explained why she took on the daunting task of screen-capping all these lonely hearts for her new Tumblr collection, "Hotties of MTV's Next,

"I've always loved shows like Blind Date and Next so much. I grew up on them. In late 2015, I started rewatching Next obsessively and I'd forgotten how incredible those three facts on there were and started posting some clips on Vine, etc. It was a show I forgot I loved and I wanted to remind others of its joy. 

Whoever took that interview with the daters and boiled it down to like 'loves bees named Gabe, wet himself at his mom's wedding two years ago, wants kids' is an unsung hero. I can't wait to post the like 200 screen caps I have."

She's right. They're glorious.

https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160199712425/claims-to-look-like-heath-ledger-loves-he-man
https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160199667160/smells-his-hands-and-upper-lip-compulsively
https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160199545365/next-what-are-3-fascinating-things-about-you
https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160199531035/i-love-eating-huge-amounts-of-limes-too-so-i-get
https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160199471345/this-is-the-perfect-resume-for-any-job
https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160199445010/sounds-right
https://hottiesofmtvnext.tumblr.com/post/160198929615/cool-stats

After reading so many of those in a row, I'm starting to suspect the producers of Next didn't actually want to help these kids find love! You can watch an episode below and decide if this was all for our entertainment or not:

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