Why don't they just Google the wage data?
Every athlete knows the importance of carbing up.
That'll show those kids for having a good time.
Why are airlines so evil all of a sudden?
If you're going to steal a swan statue, you might as well be naked.
Hate it when I get a haircut and my political views change.
Great, let's start them off by making them watch Starship Troopers and Independence Day.
Good to know I'm not the only one who gets mad when my burger doesn't look like the one in the commercial.
This is why I never got into the punk scene.
Sometimes you just need peace and quiet when you're decided between a 12-pack of Mountain Lightning or Dr. Thunder.
Good thing he's not a car accident Director.
How does one become a part of one of these studies? Asking for a friend.
The second amendment clearly states that shooting at pigs while in a hot air balloon in the sky is what American values are all about how dare you say otherwise.
Welp...there it is.