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These Knockoff Toys Are Destined To Confuse Well-Meaning Grandparents

I can remember no greater feeling of excitement than when I was a child about to get a new toy. Sometimes I would be allowed to pick it out. Other times, I would be surprised. However, I know that nothing would kill my excitement quite like getting some knockoff toy. 

If you knew I was a fan of the Power Rangers, then I don't want plastic figurines of the Fighting Action Heroes. Get it together, Grandma. I know it seems like a small, unimportant distinction, but trust me, there is a huge difference and it matters greatly.  THERE IS NO PURPLE RANGER!

All fear Dennis!
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