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Hilarious Things That Will Make You Chant 'USA! USA!' This Independence Day

You can check my math on this, but I am pretty sure the Fourth of July is coming up soon. It's a day filled with BBQ, beer, and beaches. Or none of that, if you so choose. That's what is great about the good ol' USA. You have the freedom to either consume barbecue and beer at the beach, and you have the freedom to do something else. 

You don't see the British having this freedom, do you? Seriously, when was the last time you saw an Englishman eating BBQ? It's such an absurd thought I can't even imagine what it would look like. 

What I'm saying is enjoy your freedom to eat and drink whatever, because not every place has that luxury. Or do they? 

That's a lot.
Hella Rights, Dawg from MURICA
Not bad for an all-nighter.
TJ🇺🇸IRL — just some humor before our great day! from MURICA
Who are we kidding? Mood all the time.
You're damn right. from MURICA
Pain is beauty.
Wear with pride you M F patriot!!!! from MURICA
Accurate.
MURICA! 🇺🇸 from MURICA
Well played, Target. Well played.
Target. Yeah they get it. from MURICA
Better than a bumper sticker.
This guy celebrates all year long from MURICA
What did you think was missing?
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He could have landed in any country...
Truth, Justice, and the American Way (art by Jorge Jiminez) from MURICA
If this isn't freedom, I don't know what is.
practicing his strut for the swimsuit round of Mr. Murica from MURICA
You wanna go to war?
Tanks? Beer? Flag? Murica confirmed. from MURICA
How else do you light fireworks?
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Great. Now I'm ashamed to sit anywhere else.
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Land of the Free, no?
Ready for the Fourth? from MURICA
I'll do you one better.
Real 'Mericans not only cut their grass patriotically, they paint their grass. from MURICA
Even London knows what's up.
Taken on the Thames... I know its a typo but still pretty funny from MURICA
Yup!
True story... Murica. from MURICA
He knew how to party.
The mantle for the party tomorrow from MURICA
May be annoying but the USA won't stop
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So tomorrow, then?
Especially this weekend from MURICA
That's our Teddy!
I've been reading The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt by Edmund Morris. I loved this paragraph from MURICA
Never get up!
Sidewalk chalk with my little patriot!! 🇺🇸💙❤️⭐️ from MURICA
Even dogs understand.
My wife works for a vet and this is how they're doing their bandages today. from MURICA
You need an Etsy shop.
My wife made this beautiful plate for the 4th. from MURICA
What else did you expect?
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What a headline.
🦅🦅🦅 from MURICA
Maybe you're the weird ones.
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Gotta love Buzz.
Does it get any better? from MURICA
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR!
BANG BANG PEW PEW
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