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The 37 Strangest People You Will Ever See On The Subway

I travel by the New York City subway system nearly every day. Most of my friends hate it, but I'm normally pretty quick to defend it. Yes, there are delays but guess what? The world is filled with uncertainty and these things happen. If you don't like it, then you can get car. Oh, wait. You don't want to do that because you know the subway is the best! 

That being said, there is one thing I cannot defend. Just the sheer number of weirdos who use the subway. I recognize this may be an unsolvable problem but I would at least like an attempt to be made. Or maybe I'm the biggest weirdo? 

1. Where can I get that bag?

Such an aggressive bag #subwaycreatures

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2. That seat is always taken.

Current mood at work #subwaycreatures

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3. Yum!

This week on My Strange Addiction... #subwaycreatures (@alexaaaxox)

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4. She knows what she is about.

Like where this is going #trifecta #subwaycreatures

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5. I never want to leave this train.

One stop into D train and chill #subwaycreatures (@anastasia.she)

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6. I mean, what do you even say about this one?

I'll just leave this here... #subwaycreatures (@marcelformiga)

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7. This belongs to us!

The classic human centipede sleep position #subwaycreatures

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8. Why take the subway when you can fly?

Dear God, make me a bird. So I can fly far, far far away from here #subwaycreatures

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9. Does he need help?

When Mark from accounting has 4 martinis at happy hour on an empty stomach #subwaycreatures (@thepurplelion_)

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10. She gave up.

It's a sandals kinda day anyway #subwaycreatures (follow @teachermisery and pick up her book in her bio)

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11. We've all had to change outfits mid subway ride.

How you dealing with the heat today? #subwaycreatures

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12. This makes me feel lonely.

On the train to Montauk to steal all your girlfriends #subwaycreatures (@mycuratedlife)

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13. Someone needs to rescue that doll.

He didn't come right out and say it but this doll's face is screaming "I need an adult!" #strangerdanger #subwaycreatures

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14. Pay attention to me!

Do you even emo, bruh?#subwaycreatures (@darkartistries)

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15. Today is a good day.

Life goals #subwaycreatures (@emmuhsy)

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16. Dr. Fate looks like he put on a few.

Me trying to avoid people I know on the train #subwaycreatures

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17. Always so hard to find time to work out.

Trying to get in last minute abs #subwaycreatures (@mclaneteitel)

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18. Hey! Guess where I'm going?

Crushing beach days #subwaycreatures (@charliehimmelstein)

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19. Well, how else is he supposed to get from place to place?

What. Is. Happening? <scroll> #subwaycreatures (@kav.ok)(@laurenn_taylorrr) (@parker_rhodes)(@vajeennnaa)

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20. We're having a fancy dinner later.

I guess NYC is one of the few places you can buy #cheetos by the brick #subwaycreatures (@sabrinaworth) (@sam_big_gulp)

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21. It's concerning you felt like you had to explain this.

Thank you for not shitting on the subway #subwaycreatures

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22. Gah!

She's playing with that thing like a Steph Curry mouthpiece #subwaycreatures (@tayyg)

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23. Nope! Shut it down!

In the movies this is usually what you see right before you're murdered #subwaycreatures (@loretittaaa) (@ventiko)

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24. A raccoon's natural habitat.

The NYC subway has officially turned into a goddamn Six Flags Safari #subwaycreatures (@brookehogan1)

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25. The OG.

Just #SalvadorDali walking his ant eater out of the subway #subwaycreatures

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26. Shh!

What would you do? #subwaycreatures

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27. What's the worst that could happen?

Nope. #subwaycreatures (@juvnguerrero)

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28. Isn't PDA the worst?

😮👈🏼 #subwaycreatures (@megr0se)

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29. It's worth remembering that dogs need to be contained.

Some lady brought her Puerto Rican dinosaur on the subway #subwaycreatures (@donutloverr)

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30. Of course.

Wait for it... #subwaycreatures (@rto_flow)

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31. I hope no one sees me.

UPDATE: 15,153 life forms have now been identified in the NYC subway #subwaycreatures (@rachaelalberti)

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32. There aren't any trees down here! You lied to me!

Peacocks and now squirrels 🙄 #subwaycreatures (@tondonguyen)

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33. Gym memberships are too expensive.

Me trying to burn off all the fat fuck things I did over the weekend #subwaycreatures (@darylangel)

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34. We're just out for a stroll.

What kind of dog is that? #subwaycreatures (@alwaysontheone)

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35. I think my disguise is working.

Leaving work early today like... #subwaycreatures

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36. Can't let it go to waste.

"Please don't eat it, please don't eat it...she ate it!" #subwaycreatures (@lilchinesegirl)

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37. What job are you going to?

Today I learned that Satan from Little Nicky takes the train just like the rest of us #subwaycreatures (@sakieyes)

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