17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
1. I'd watch this movie.
2. I hope the clarification is something along the lines of, "LOL you believed me, idiot?!"
3. Well, well, well.
4. Deep down inside you had to know there was a reason for your persistent alcoholism.
5. Wait, they're arming these roosters now?!
6. Ahh the old, "I'm too fat to be a rapist" strategy.
7. KFC? No way. Now Popeye's is a different story...
8. The day the margaritas died.
9. "He would've wanted this."
10. "It's time to tackle the real evil in society!"
11. Missouri...what are you doing?
12. You know, he gets a bad rap for no reason.
13. Imagine what he could do with a sloppy joe.
14. Goodbye, you legend.
15. An appropriate response.
16. Millennials will stop at nothing when it comes to their diabolical plot to incorporate avocados into every aspect of life.
17. These kids are awesome. End of discussion.