30 Crimes Against Humanity That Are Just Unforgivable
<p>As human beings we've developed certain protocols for doing certain things in certain ways. When people deviate from those protocols, our gut reaction is to recoil in horror and be like, "WTF do they think you're doing?"</p> <p>Now that might seem like an over-reaction, but just look back at what happened to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis">Ignaz Semmelweis</a>, who postulated back in the 1800's that doctors needed to wash their hands before delivering children due to this notion he had that microscopic "germs" were capable of carrying disease. People thought he was crazy and members of his own scientific community ousted him. He died a pariah and it wasn't until after his death that his practices were accepted and acted on.</p> <p>Sometimes going against the grain is 100% necessary for the advancement of humanity. But then there are some people who aren't going against that grain for any noble cause: just sheer anarchy. These people should be stopped at all cost.</p>
Oct. 12 2018, Updated 3:42 p.m. ET
1. Like this man who knows damn well he shouldn't eat a Kit Kat this way.
2. This application of watery ketchup on a hot dog sleeping on a slice of white bread. Ugh.
3. The way this sociopath buttered their bread.
4. Who would put clean dishes in a drainage grate?
5. You don't deserve to play N64 if you play it like this.
6. What is it with these sadistic butter spreaders?
7. No, please. That spoon, just, WHY?!
8. I mean if you're going to be eating in the bathroom anyway, you might as well go full gross monster.
9. Who uses one sheet at a time?! WHO?!
10. This is abominable. I apologize to all toothbrushes everywhere for this image.
11. Is it that hard to just let your fork hang off your plate? The disrespect here is infuriating.
12. A dog would never intentionally do this to you. NEVER.
13. This is just aggravating. Straight up aggravating.
14. Can you hear it? Because I can.
15. How the heck is someone supposed to lock this? Seriously?
16. You'd think this was silver wrapping paper, right? WRONG.
17. This is why Google Docs is replacing you, Word.
18. Different colors I could understand, but two different sock types entirely?!
19. This off-center blow-up watermelon.
20. Whoever came up with this design had to know what they were doing was insidious.
21. The window-brick layout on this building may cause an aneurysm if you stare at it for too long.
22. This misalignment is real.
23. The lines are there for a reason, dingbat.
24. There's a ziploc top on the bag for a reason...
25. You mean, CAPPUCCINO?
26. They only need to replace a few measly tiles.
27. This snag/bump machine just waiting to piss you off.
28. It's called cable management. Look it up.
29. Who would serve italian ice like this?
30. You had one job, little tab. One job.
Congratulations, if you made it to the end of this list, you have the patience of a saint.
