These speeches tend to be an important part of the wedding reception, so the speakers want to make sure that they are heartfelt, and memorable. Usually the speeches tell embarrassing stories or fond memories of days gone by.
She starts by reminiscing of days gone by. "We've been with you for years now," she says. "Witnessing all your varying phases."
"Danny, your stamina and loyalty is very much appreciated," Aria says.
Aria congratulates the bride and groom and lets them know that Pornhub has a gift for them as well. Pornhub knows his wife can't travel everywhere with him, so they have offered him a premium membership whenever he travels.
As you might expect, Thom's speech was a hit with the wedding party and guests.
"Everyone at the wedding loved it. My friend's face as it was being introduced and played was priceless. They both saw it for what is was, very good-natured humour at his expense. You can see the reactions from the crowd in the video. Wonderful."
Congrats to the show-stealing best man, Thom, for the most memorable speech the Internet has seen in awhile.