There was a moment today in which there were no tweets from President Trump. No one knew what to think. Nobody but Conan O'Brien, that is, who chimed in with a characteristically wise insight.
Not long after, the President's tweets resumed, presumably because he could still hold a phone and tweet with his thumbs, but it might have take him a little while to figure that out.
In the meantime, Twitter nodded their heads in agreement with O'Brien:
There was some debate over which country deserves credit for the ingenious device:
Can’t tweet when you are busy yelling “Aaargh! CHYINA!!” at your hands— Sniffy Pimpkins (@SniffyPimpkins) December 9, 2017
"We need to start making Chinese finger traps in the USA, we will have the tightest, most painful finger traps."— Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) December 9, 2017
And some people shared their own speculations:
It was actually a double ended fleshlight, but similar concept— tried to twit, only (@twarted) December 9, 2017
But we couldn't agree more with this:
We can dream, can't we?