Most of us have been dumped, most of us have done the dumping. It's usually a long, drawn-out and painful process. Turns out, it really doesn't have to be.
The hashtag #EndARelationshipIn4Words makes the whole process brutally efficient. All you need is four words, and it's over. Like, if your phones aren't compatible (or they have a literal robot, this tweet is open to interpretation).
A big issue for a lot of people is video game culture. Video games over lovers, always!
It's also certain doom if you try to change a person:
Don't even talk about politics:
Sometimes it only took four words to get down to the core of who people really are:
And there were a lot of imagined breakups over sexual compatibility, which has killed or rekindled many a relationship IRL:
So many reasons to break up it's pretty shocking we sometimes manage to stay together.