I am currently single. Partially because I cannot find anyone who would want to date me, and partially because I cannot find anyone who I would want to date. Some of this problem comes from the fact that I can think of nothing less attractive than wanting to go out with me. I mean, what kind of person would even entertain such an idea?

And then there all these other reasons too. 

  1. She is a garbage person

    Littering. I knew a girl who was fairly attractive in all aspects until we were headed somewhere and she just throws trash out the window. Never understood not being able to hold onto your trash until you find somewhere.


  2. I hate fun

    Insulting anyone for enjoying something. Examples I’ve heard on first dates:

    • “Ew, why would anyone read a book they don’t have to?”
    • “I can’t stand this guy at work, he eats Indian food every day” (I asked. He was, in fact, from India.)
    • “I broke up with my last girlfriend because she was into comic books” (I asked; it had nothing to do with excess or obsession, just the fact that she enjoyed them at all was a problem)

    And my all-time favorite: “I can’t see myself with anyone who likes orange”.


  3. Nom nom nom

    Chewing with mouth open, and smacking on food.


  4. Act like the adult you claim to be

    “Cute” babyvoices for girls. One of my friend’s girlfriend’s does it all the time, and it’s so fucking annoying.


  5. I know so many people like this



  6. Hahahahahahaha

    Fake laughing too much


  7. I mean, come on!

    Not acknowledging that the trebuchet is vastly superior to the catapult. I mean, can a catapult launch a 90kg projectile over 300m? I thought not.


  8. Look at me! I am so smart!

    Arrogance, trying really hard to sound intellectual, being rude to cashiers, waiters, etc


  9. Sorry, Edward Scissorhands.

    A man who has long fingernails. I want a man with short, neatly trimmed fingernails.


  10. Well, maybe you just haven't seen the right one yet.

    Sending me a picture of nothing but a close up of your cock. Cocks by themselves are completely unattractive. I have never received a picture of a cock and thought “I’m must suck that.” Nope. Never. But send me a picture of your dressed, seeing a hint of your smile. Something else entirely.

    So yeah. Cock pics. Does nothing for me.


  11. Haha. What?

    Playing dumb.

    It’s incredibly annoying when women think its funny or cute to play dumb and act stupid.


  12. Rude!

    She put milk in my tea without even asking. I don’t need that.


  13. Not into metal heads

    Excessive facial piercings. Not looking to date a fishing lure.


  14. Sad

    Me looking in the mirror.


  15. It isn't hard, you guys.

    Using the wrong your/you’re


  16. You're not fooling anyone.

    Fake tans.

    You can be the hottest person in the world, but if you look unnaturally orange, shut it down.


  17. Get out

    When someone says they don’t like tacos… I can’t have that negativity in my life!


  18. If I could spit on this comment, I would.

    Guys who spit like its nothing . Nasty shit


  19. And I am sure you know what this means too.

    Hearing “I only eat organic produce”.

    I’m out.




    If we’re in a relationship, we feed off each other. Not one being overly demanding.


  21. Is that so? Well, wait until you get a load of this.



  22. Look at me! I am a secure adult!

    When he brags about bullying someone and how “tough” he sounds. I’m not looking for a jerk. I’ve come across a couple of those guys and it was an instant let-down.


  23. Monster

    People who say they “hate animals, and would never, ever, have a cat or a dog.”


  24. This is complicated

    If they already have kids.

    I love kids and I want them myself some day but I want to go through the experience of having our first kid together. Plus, I don’t want to deal with any baby-daddy drama or add any extra stress to our relationship.


  25. And what it all comes down to

    Being mean