Kids are weird. Every parent has a massive collection of bizarre stories that they're more than happy to share on social media. Jimmy Fallon recently put out a call for stories that their kids will come to regret in a decade or so, and shared the best in front of millions of people on The Tonight Show

“One of the kids in my class came out of the bathroom and quietly said to himself, ‘Well that hurt…’”

Not enough for you? Here are some of the best that weren't featured in the video...














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