Traveling during the holidays is the absolute worst. Everything is crowded, there's the risk of your flight getting canceled because of snow, and people just don't seem to be in the holiday spirit when they're confined to a tin can.
But comedian Kumail Nanjiana may have run into the worst airline passenger in history. He took to Twitter to share how a guy on his flight made himself very much at home while he was traveling.
Nanjiani explained that the flight was pretty long, at 5 and a half hours. But this monster apparently took his pants off and spread eagle within the first 20 minutes.
Eventually, one of the flight attendants tried to say something.
After 4 hours, a flight attendant finally said "Could you please put your feet down? People are walking through here." 40 second stare down.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
But that didn't last long.
This guy was rude to the staff the entire time. If he didn't get the flight attendant's attention, he would slam his fist on the armrest.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
Before boarding, he stood right at the gate 30 mins early. Wheelchairs went around him. "I can't wait to get in there & get my pants off!"— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
The man decided to put his jeans back on a few minutes before landing.
He walks off the plane. No police is waiting for him. No justice. He adjusts his belt, and the monster blends into a crowd.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
Best part: The movie he chose to watch through his hairy thigh "V"? Florence Foster Jenkins. About a woman who can't READ THE ROOM. The End.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 28, 2016
I hate people.