Piers Morgan hasn't annoyed anyone for more than a week, so the universally hated TV personality fired off a tweet in hopes of reminding us why we should be grateful that he was ridiculed off of US television and shipped back to the UK in an old Amazon box.
Unable to contain himself, he had to comment on the Women's March that went on in DC in the most Piers Morgan way possible.
I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
Morgan, who currently co-hosts Good Morning Britain alongside Susanna Reid and seems to be attempting to reinvent himself in a way that will actually get even more people to roll their eyes at him, was shut down by the journalist and presenter he shares he currently shares a screen during the week.
But she wasn't the only one to respond to Morgan's absurd tweet. Ed Miliband, former Leader of the Labour Party sent this his way.
Is this a parody account? https://t.co/fFhGjVXVNF— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) January 21, 2017
While many people, be they celebrity or citizen, took shots at him on Twitter...
@piersmorgan oh, possum. Sorry your masculinity is so fragile. Are you ok? Do your balls jus fall off when a woman doesn't smile at you?— Astro Upulie (@upulie) January 21, 2017
@piersmorgan perhaps a long look in a mirror might help clear the mist in your head but then you'd only be looking at yourself— Robert Lindsay (@RobertLindsay) January 21, 2017
Imagine being so insecure and trifling you tweeted things like this from @piersmorgan. Sad!— Matt Higginson (@matt_higginson) January 21, 2017
Why bother? You have nothing to fear @piersmorgan. You'd need to be a man to be emasculated.— Richard Cosgrove (@rcosgrove) January 21, 2017
The Grillmaster for the day was none other than our own Patton Oswalt.
And his fans.
@pattonoswalt did Patrick Swayzes karate warmups from Roadhouse at bikram yoga. Cramped up halfway thru and had to stop but made my point— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 21, 2017
And when Piers tried to play off the whole thing...
People actually thought I was genuinely planning a Men's anti-emasculation March. ??— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
This is how dumb social media has become.
Oswalt delivered the finishing blow.
Shut up you dumb British bullfart. No one thought you were gonna do shit about fuck. We just like making fun of you. Pip pip. https://t.co/XbzNhYy3cX— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 21, 2017
Piers is really comfortable with being the guy everybody loves to hate.