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25 Rejected Candy Heart Sayings That Will Guarantee A Break-Up

I am currently single… ladies. Part of that is because I always say the wrong thing when flirting. For example, I sometimes punctuate sentences with”…ladies.” 


Thankfully we live in an age where I don’t need to say anything. Greeting cards and candy can do a bulk of the work for me. The problem with this otherwise brilliant philosophy is that I have no sense as to which candy I should give out. Do I give out the one that says “Be Mine” or the one that says “You’re Sweet.” This are the type of questions that keep me up at night.


As confused as I am, I can at least rule out a few phrases and not just because Twitter told me to do so. I always knew that these following examples were bad. Trust me… ladies. 

01
We have fun, don't we?
02
Who is?
03
Guess.
04
Hot.
05
You know my kink.
06
Please, please, please.
07
You know much I care about your skincare.
08
Eh.
09
Like in 50 Shades of Grey (I think)
10
I'm okay with that.
11
Likewise
12
This candy is legally binding.
13
So do I. Oh. You mean like... Oh.
14
Accurate
15
Tasty
16
I like how you are to the point
17
So do you!
18
These things have gotten really advanced
19
Please define
20
Oh! That's where I know you from.
21
No response.
22
Finally!
23
Oh boy.
24
No thank you.
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