I am currently single… ladies. Part of that is because I always say the wrong thing when flirting. For example, I sometimes punctuate sentences with”…ladies.”
Thankfully we live in an age where I don’t need to say anything. Greeting cards and candy can do a bulk of the work for me. The problem with this otherwise brilliant philosophy is that I have no sense as to which candy I should give out. Do I give out the one that says “Be Mine” or the one that says “You’re Sweet.” This are the type of questions that keep me up at night.
As confused as I am, I can at least rule out a few phrases and not just because Twitter told me to do so. I always knew that these following examples were bad. Trust me… ladies.