As all mildly vain high school seniors know, senior portraits are critical. They are the lasting impression you leave before departing for "the real world" — and TBH, they document what you look like at what is probably your body's peak.
It's important to have the right look, the right location, the right vibe.
We understand the location choice; it's colorful and artsy and allows for all kinds of wall poses.
One small problem. Well, one relatively large, girthy problem.
...Maybe it's a lopsided dog bone?
"No one was gonna tell me..." she wondered of the "big ass penis" in the background.
Perhaps the photographer thought she was going for a different aesthetic. And what better way to ensure immortality among your peers? TBH, we sort of want to be remembered that way at the 50-year high school reunion.
...They're not wrong.