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30 Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards Every Couple Can Relate To

 Valentine's Day is coming up and that means one thing is on everyone's mind. Say it with me.

Picking the perfect Valentine's Day Card.

But what if you and your partner have been together for a really long time? What if you have said everything that needs to be said? You can't just not get a card. That is the kind of the thing that destroys relationships. Fortunately, there are cards that exist for you too.  

01
This is the closest I come to flirting.
02
But cut it out
Etsy
03
You're lucky I put up with you.
Etsy
04
u up?
Etsy
05
That's the best anyone can hope for.
Etsy
06
You... know the rest.
Etsy
07
Poop indeed
Etsy
08
How intimate
09
Hot
Etsy
10
You have no idea how much I appreciate that
Etsy
11
Pff... Wha...?
Etsy
12
Yes. That good.
Etsy
13
Dibs!
Etsy
14
Give it time though
15
Etsy
16
Etsy
17
I am not a creep
Etsy
18
Thanks...
Etsy
19
Wow! That much, huh?
20
Inside the card?
Etsy
21
And I REALLY hate your farts
Etsy
22
This is the grossest and sweetest thing.
Etsy
23
I won't.
24
Woah. This may be moving a little too fast for me.
Etsy
25
They sure do.
26
Never release it
Etsy
27
Math is sexy
28
Let's get brunch
29
I wouldn't call the police
30
Thank you?
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