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31 Hilarious Valentine's Day Tweets Definitely Written By Single People

Valentine’s day is coming up and that means you will be doing one of two things. Either you and your loved one will share a romantic evening, or you will be alone on twitter. Two equally valid options.  

With the first choice you will get to longingly stare as your loved one and wonder how you could ever be apart. On the you you get to sadly stare a glowing rectangle and wonder how you could ever be apart.  

 Maybe you will get a kiss. Or maybe you won’t.

Perhaps someone will give you chocolate as a gift. Or perhaps you will eat chocolate by yourself because you are a big fatty and no one will ever love you.

Like I said, two equally valid choices.  

01
Been there, buddy.
02
And everyday after that
03
It is popular among lonely people
04
I feel worse now
05
Noted
06
People love it
07
Well, she sounds lovely.
08
You must feel like such an idiot
09
Don't say that!
10
You could buy a valentine with that kind of money
11
Both things can be true!
12
Never forget
13
Sounds expensive
14
Oh, buddy...
15
You have one date? Well, I have twenty ducks!
16
Long may she reign
17
You don't understand me or dishes!
18
Worth it
19
She'll faint with joy
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Obviously
21
Which one are you?
22
Pain gets worse with drinking
23
It sounds like it is going great
24
Yes
25
It's what I do every year
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Watch me flaunt my wealth
27
Not too shabby
28
Likewise
29
How post-modern
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