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17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week

17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
1 year ago

The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.

01
University bans phrases such as 'mankind' and 'gentleman's agreement' in favour of gender-neutral terms.

I wonder if that movie, She's The Man will be banned in the future?

02
More than 100 diners flee Spanish restaurant without paying

"They can't make all of us wash dishes in the back!"

03
Woman poisoned husband's cereal to avoid sex, say police.
06
Russian MP calls Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast' gay propaganda.
07
Local 5-year-old McDonald's cheeseburger doesn't look a day over 1.
08
Sean Spicer’s tragic fall from grace as White House Easter Bunny.
09
Pence used personal email for state business — and was hacked.

This is coming from the same guy who said that Hillary Clinton should be "disqualified" for being President - and her account wasn't hacked.

11
Commissioner blames 'those damn chicken nuggets' for drunk driving arrest.

My face when i see 100 McNuggets, I have palate that ranges from Five star cuisine to Junk food

A post shared by Yuda Bustara (@yudabustara) on

12
Police say they were 'authorized by McDonald's' to arrest protesters, suit claims.

#mayormccheese #hizzoner #politician #mcdonalds #delicious

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13
Sex wearable is coming to track your performance and judge you.
15
Texas Lawmakers Advance Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Lie to Pregnant Women.

Saturday mood 👶🏼❤! (My blog is updated with new posts babes, link in profile) #9months #pregnant

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17
67-year-old man dies from heart attack after catching prized Pokemon 'Lapras' at MBS.

よろこびのラプラスハグ #pokemongo #firsttime #lapras

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People still play Pokemon Go?