There are some surprises that are wonderful.
Waking up to discover someone made you breakfast. Or getting an unexpected visit from a loved one you haven't seen in a long time.
And then there are some surprises that absolutely suck. Like discovering a fly in your soup. Or a splinter in your sneakers on mile two of your half marathon.
Dear @Delta the grossest thing happened on my flight. I opened my blanket & there was a literal piece of shit. How does that happen? pic.twitter.com/D0rtJXJgL9
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
.@Delta I would have taken a better picture of the crusty shit. But it was crusty shit and I didn't care to get close to it again.
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
.@Delta I mean what a gross customer to shit in a blanket... but truly how did an employee just fold it up and put it in a bag?
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
.@Delta I guess now I'll be cold on all my flights because I can never use a blanket again BC A LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT WAS IN MY LAST BLANKET
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
.@Delta honestly I'm shook to my core. This shitty blanket situation might make me switch airlines. I mean truly 😭😔😩👹💩
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
@nicolebyer @Delta Nicole tryna get free flights.
— William Quantrill (@WillyQuantrill) March 16, 2017
@julpepitone @Delta YES. I WASNT SURE UNTIL WE LANDED AND I SAW IT IN THE LIGHT. I NEED LIKE TEN THOUSAND SHOWERS.
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
@nicolebyer @Delta what on earth I'm gagging
— Lauren Lapkus 🍰 (@laurenlapkus) March 16, 2017
@laurenlapkus @Delta it was awful. I was trying to use it then I was like what's this dirt then the smell. Then it was obvious it was shit
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
@nicolebyer @laurenlapkus @Delta I hate this
— Mary Sasson (@marysasson) March 16, 2017
@marysasson @laurenlapkus @Delta oh me too. Now I'm stuck on another plane because our gate is occupied. But I don't think there's on this 1
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
@nicolebyer @Delta pic.twitter.com/XEYivnE44E
— Desmond (@DesmondGerard) March 16, 2017
@MichelleMonical GM Michelle. Appreciate you calling it to our attention. Please reach out to the FA onboard for assistance. *LS
— Delta (@Delta) March 16, 2017
@MichelleMonical @Delta That's it? Reach out to your FA?!
— deb markham (@debmarkham) March 16, 2017
.@delta are u kidding? Of course I told the flight attendant. I'm emotionally scared and this is all you ask? THERE WAS SHIT IN MY BLANKET! https://t.co/H80b0aGkca
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
@nicolebyer @NikkiGlaser @Delta someone put ur comedy special in a blanket ?
— Chris Perry (@Audi_Cigars35) March 16, 2017
When life hands you poop in a blanket, make jokes about it, I guess?