Back in January, 21-year-old Joseph Adams, a student at Minot State University, was in the cafeteria when he spotted an "absolutely gorgeous girl."
After making some small talk, he worked up the courage to ask her out on a date. “She asked if I had a dating resume that she could look at, and when I said no (like any normal person would) she told me no.”
So to avoid something similar happening in the future, he decided to write up a date resume. "I know you're out there, Resume Girl, and dammit I'm going to get my date. I don't care how smug you are, I will not be defeated," the student wrote on Instagram.
TLDR: last weekend I got turned down for not having a 'dating resume'... So I made one. ---- Full story: Last weekend I saw an absolutely gorgeous girl in the caf. An outrageous babe, a straight 10/10; Mom would be stunned if I brought her home to a family function. So I worked up the courage to approach her & ask her to dinner. She laughed (???) and asked if I had a dating resume she could view. I obviously said no & received her blunt 'no thanks then' in return. And that was the end of it... Until now. I know you're out there, Resume Girl, and dammit I'm going to get my date. I don't care how smug you are, I will not be defeated #determined
“Crying during ‘Marley and Me’” and “acting like a dad in public” are a pretty great set of skills, if you ask me.
Unsurprisingly, people were pretty impressed with the resume. But it started going viral after a friend tagged Adams in a post in the class Facebook group in which a student is looking for someone to take her friend on a date.
Twitter found it hilarious.
But unfortunately for Adams, it didn't seem to work.
Though he does seem to be getting some offers.
So if you're looking for love, you might want to try the same thing.