It's hard not to look at Eric Trump and see someone who's an '80s movie villain. I mean, come on, just take a gander at this mug.
Now, I'm not saying that because you look like an evil person that necessarily makes you an evil person. But when your father is one of the most hated men on the planet and you constantly dress like you're Patrick Bateman with a slicked-back hairdo that screams "mergers and acquisitions," in my opinion, you're kind of asking for it.
Eric and his brother's trademark corporate-sleazeball-look draw a lot of comparisons online.
And people pointed out that the family has some pretty villainous past-times, to boot.
Slytherin Alumni go far! CUT TO MONTAGE of Jared Kushner, Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 27, 2017
Which people seemed to agree with.
You gotta be worthy of making it into Hogwarts in the first place, and who knows who'd be accepted better than Rowling? No one, that's who.