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Oklahoma Cops Offer To Test Meth To Make Sure It's 'Gluten-Free'

It's always awesome whenever cops have a sense of humor.

Maybe it's because cops are such intimidating figures, and seeing those blue and red lights behind you when you're driving is one of the worst feelings in the world, but when they remind the world that they're people with a sense of humor, it feels pretty darn good.

Which might be why the Tecumseh, Oklahoma Police Department's post about a hilarious way to crack down on crystal meth is so great.

They're offering free "gluten tests" to citizens who bring in their meth to ensure their illegal narcotics are gluten-free.

Celiac disease is serious business and people afflicted with it can suffer from very painful and dangerous side effects from ingesting gluten. Unfortunately, gluten-free eating has been adopted by hipster foodies and is treated as a joke by pretty much everyone, including cops who are trying to bust meth-users.

And if you're crazy enough to try meth, I think that whether or not it's gluten-free would be the least of your problems. But if you're tweaking on some crystal, who knows what your thought process is?

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