This is an open letter to Justin Trudeau: Please, please, please stop being such a perfect man. Stop having the best hair in the world. Stop being so handsome. Stop being such a genuinely good individual.
Stop being in such good shape. Stop being so charming. Stop loving Star Wars, stop being a dedicated father and husband.
And stop doing stuff like this, because you're making other men look really, really bad.
If you didn't notice in the photo above, that's Trudeau helping Bella build a gosh darned pillow fort and then hanging out with her in it. He used cushions from the couch in his office, just to make a little girl's day. This is what the leader of Canada is doing.
"As prime minster, I would make sure everyone has homes and everyone is safe. I would hug everyone. I would make sure animals and the world around us are kept safe. I would make sure every Canadian is healthy. I would show kindness to everyone."
This kid deserves 100 pillow forts.