Hey, look. We've all seen people put tons of effort into crazy or ridiculous things to go viral, and obviously we love to hate it because we all keep clicking it. In my opinion, this guy's approach takes the cake.
An awesome twitter user named Richard Cook—who apparently does social media for Spotify, which puts this joke in some context—hid a secret message using the first word of each sentence in a week's worth of normal-seeming tweets. ALL of the tweets help carry the message. Star move if I've ever heard one, and of course everyone freaked out.
Get decoding the message with the week's worth of tweets, which begin below in reverse chronological order. Your day really could use a few minutes of sheer, brilliant stupidity. Game on!
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Roll my eyes at people who tag their friends into Facebook videos of cool things abroad that they'll never go to or experience.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Ain’t ever gonna describe my shopping as a “haul”. I simply won’t ever do it.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
She will inexplicably be a giant screaming gramophone— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
^ My prediction for the return of Audrey in Twin Peaks Season 3.
Kind of mad that in other counties their public holidays aren’t all Mondays, so they get these weird ‘bridge days’ off AKA free holiday days— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Dumb question, but is there an app which automatically saves money based on what you can afford and there’s a £10 signup code offer? Anyone?— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
With every fibre of my being I do hereby declare that I will never knowingly watch a single episode of Love Island.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Finger never recognised by macbook/phone fingerprint scanners. Might as well smear grease on them at setup to save time.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
And I hear that George Osborne is now attempting to manually boost the economy by personally doing every job in it.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
Thumb up review for Baby Driver. Very decent soundtrack too.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
In ten years time, it'll be revealed that all of Neil Buchanan's big art attacks were themselves part of an even LARGER art attack.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
Of course, follower numbers is a meaningless metric.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017
But that doesn't stop me endlessly obsessing over it daily.
An enormous thanks to each and every one of my now 600 followers ❤️— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017
On first glance, what's really amazing is how seamless the lyrics to "All Star" actually fit into those tweets. Go back and read how awkward the sentences in this post are if you don't believe this is surprisingly challenging. PLAY... ok, I give up.