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Twitter Can't Get Over These Hilarious Text Messages About A Cow For Sale

Twitter user @Itsyaaboysb posted the funniest cow-related text exchange I've ever seen. They allege that someone printed their number in a Craigslist ad about a heifer for sale, which has resulted in the "worst morning" of their life. He has some of the receipts, like screenshots from a million people asking about this dang cow:

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After some time, they just started texting people back that the cow was dead:

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@Itsyaaboysb is getting some flack for posting all these people's numbers. Now that their tweet has gone viral, a lot of people who innocently inquired after a cow may be getting lots of prank calls. Some people are also accusing them of posting their own fake Craigslist ad for the screenshot. 

There's no way to prove the later accusation, but I know what I'm really worried about. That man with a blind bull, and so is everyone else:

Give that bull a friend!! 

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