Fear of not being able to have an adorable wedding hashtag is real, and the sum of those fears is here. I present: college student Steven Kleinschmidt.
Kleinschmidt joins me and many other cursed souls in having a last name that doesn't exactly conjure romance.
But other Twitter users started thinking up some actually ingenious hashtags.
Including lots of "smitten" puns, which Kleinschmidt told BuzzFeed were his favorite. "Everything else was clever but nothing you'd ever really use for a wedding hashtag," he said.
Kleinshmidt-ten with you....get it? Smitten? Ha ha I'm funny— Madison Phillips (@madi_elysee) July 29, 2017
What, Steven, you don't think these would make good wedding hashtags?
Kleinschmidt change is real icebergs are melting at alarming rates— Shleb (@ShelbyAnnD) July 30, 2017