Amazon unveiled 500 new voice commands for its virtual assistant Alexa this week, and that includes the ability to make Alexa play music that's catered to your mood. And one of those moods is for sensual times.
That's right—now you can ask Alexa to play "baby-making music" or "hooking up music" AND SHE WILL. Now, not to compare two strong, intelligent women, but has SIRI ever been this good of a wingman? I don't think so.
Alexa still doesn't understand commands for "music for sex" or "music for Netflix and chill," as Mashable learned. You have to get as specific as "baby-making," but STILL.
in-laws used my Alexa to listen to a playlist called "baby makin jazz" while we were out of town & now I'm thinking of burning my house down— The Elder (@roarke49) August 7, 2017
I asked my Alexa, via my Amazon Echo, to play "baby-making music" and she put on "Surprise Party" by Hoodie Allen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cory: “Echo play baby making music”— Charmaine Redoble (@misschaar) May 7, 2017
Echo: “I cannot find songs for baby making”
I don't know if it inspired me to be amorous, but my dog did start looking my foot, so who knows. Personally, I'm just going to continue asking Alexa to play trashy mid-2000s hip hop songs.
I fell in love with my mom's new Echo when she tried quieting her music with "Alexa, play low" and it then played Flo Rida's Low on command— Brett WS (@brettws) July 19, 2017