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Alexa Will Now Play 'Baby-Making' Music For You, In Case You Need An AI Wingman

Amazon unveiled 500 new voice commands for its virtual assistant Alexa this week, and that includes the ability to make Alexa play music that's catered to your mood. And one of those moods is for sensual times.

That's right—now you can ask Alexa to play "baby-making music" or "hooking up music" AND SHE WILL. Now, not to compare two strong, intelligent women, but has SIRI ever been this good of a wingman? I don't think so.

Alexa still doesn't understand commands for "music for sex" or "music for Netflix and chill," as Mashable learned. You have to get as specific as "baby-making," but STILL.

I asked my Alexa, via my Amazon Echo, to play "baby-making music" and she put on "Surprise Party" by Hoodie Allen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't know if it inspired me to be amorous, but my dog did start looking my foot, so who knows. Personally, I'm just going to continue asking Alexa to play trashy mid-2000s hip hop songs.

[h/t Mashable]

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