Idris Elba knows how hot he is, and for some reason, it's not obnoxious. It only makes him more charming.
To promote his new movie The Mountain Between Us, in which he co-stars with Kate Winslet, Elba agreed to read fan fiction. Extremely sexual fan fiction. Out loud and on camera.
Viewers beware: this segment may make you blush in the office.
There are a lot of descriptions of Elba's body:
But also a few extraneous characters who temper the hotness, like Pat's uncle Greg (?):
Though there's also a little old-fashioned romance:
The most relatable fantasy though, might be this person who dreams of Elba even speaking to her:
Or maybe this one about getting pastries together:
Honestly, I'd be happy to meet Idris Elba in a thatched cottage, over puff pastries—and even in a car with Greg, whoever that is. Call me!