Donald Trump loves to give his many enemies catchy little nicknames he can use in his many tweets attacking them. Like calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas," and so on. Usually, he grabs some aspect of their personality and tries to make a rhyme or goes for something racist. Tried and true formula for hatefulness.
Twitter comedian Ken Tremendous asked everyone what Trump would nickname himself if he were in a fight...with himself. It could happen, he's kind of running out of other people to get angry at. According to a poll of four choices, "Golfin' Donnie" is the winner...
If Trump gave himself one of his lame nicknames, it would be— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) October 24, 2017
But lots of other people have great ideas:
I think alliteration plays a key component in them. So I’m voting for Dumb Donald or Troubled Trump— Paul Scheer (@paulscheer) October 24, 2017
His nickname tend to serve a purpose to his base. If he wants to seem like anti-military he’d be ‘Dodgin’ Donald’— Rami Boraie (@ramsville) October 24, 2017
My personal favorite is this:
But I honestly think it's too clever for Trump to have come up with.