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Man Asks Internet What Insulting Nickname Donald Trump Would Give Himself

Donald Trump loves to give his many enemies catchy little nicknames he can use in his many tweets attacking them. Like calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas," and so on. Usually, he grabs some aspect of their personality and tries to make a rhyme or goes for something racist. Tried and true formula for hatefulness.

Twitter comedian Ken Tremendous asked everyone what Trump would nickname himself if he were in a fight...with himself. It could happen, he's kind of running out of other people to get angry at. According to a poll of four choices, "Golfin' Donnie" is the winner...

But lots of other people have great ideas:

My personal favorite is this:

But I honestly think it's too clever for Trump to have come up with.