Donald Trump is going to suck as much money as he possibly can out of his followers before he is either run out of town or made Emperor for Life. If it's the latter, we'll be forced en masse to buy his crappy hats. Like this Halloween-themed MAGA baseball cap that Trump is peddling for the holiday:
Yep, a terrifying orange monster you can wear on your head, as though Trump himself is squatting up there.
Everyone immediately made more or less the same joke about both the hat and our orange overlord:
If nothing else, this hat proves Trump has no idea how the world sees him: as the most evil pumpkin to ever grow in our garden.
The real question is, will people buy these things??