A Twitter user named Macy Hollenkamp shared the recipe book from her mother's kindergarten class just in time for Thanksgiving. It's full of incredible suggestions for how to make the perfect corn, mashed potatoes, and turkey, as told by children who aren't allowed to use a butter knife alone:
These recipes are like something you would make while sleep-walking on Ambien, but better:
People cannot get over the details:
And everyone is remembering how they were forced to give recipes out for adult's amusement when they were kids, back before social media connected us all:
GOD YES. I wracked my BRAIN for a recipe I could remember well enough to accurately dictate— Amelia Rogue, aka David S Presents 🎁 (@AmeliaRoseWrite) November 23, 2017
If you can't get enough, Hollenkamp also shared the collection from 2016. Let it inspire you to teach your children their way around the kitchen as early as possible.