Copyright Β©2018 Distractify, Inc. All rights reserved.

Girlfriends Posted The Same Picture With Very Different Captions And Everyone Is Giggling

Girlfriends Posted The Same Picture With Very Different Captions And Everyone Is Giggling
1 month ago

It doesn't matter who you date, if you're gay or straight, there will always be one person in the couple who makes mincemeat of romance. You can usually tell who it is when you look through social media feeds. One person is all hearts and flowers, the other is farts and sex jokes.  But it works, because they balance each other.

Twitter user @lildellapenna made it clear that this is not a dynamic that falls cleanly along the man/woman binary. She's in a relationship with another woman, but they clearly have different perspectives on appropriate posts for friends and family. She shared two screenshots of a picture both she and her girlfriend posted on Instagram, but they've got extremely different captions:

Here's @lildellapenna's which is captioned with the very lovely words: "all the pretty girls in this world but i'm in this space with you." Aw.

Here's her girlfriend's post. Same image, but the caption reads, "Rock, paper..." 

Do you get it? What's the next word you think of in that order? Scissor. Scissoring. A sex act which...well, you have Google. Enjoy!

Not everyone got it right away, don't feel bad.

And some people are still in denial:

But my bet is that it's definitely about scissoring:

People who get it absolutely love it:

And the two women seem fine with the differences in their expression of love:

Balance.