Snakes are divisive creatures. Most people hate them because they are creepy crawlies whose bodies are made out of poison. But then there is a vocal minority who likes them because they are creepy crawlies whose bodies are made out of poison.
If you really like snakes, I don't think I can change your mind. I am going to try, though, because in my opinion, that is a weird thing to like and I think it is important you find a new hobby. Hopefully these pictures will help.
1. I hope they can untangle themselves.
2. Don't let the colors fool you.
3. Can I pet it?
4. So what if a frog is eating me?
5. They look delicious.
6. Go, little lizard, go!
7. They are everywhere!
8. Cute and scary!
9. Can you see me?
10. We are Legion!
11. Can you see me?
12. Snakes sure can take a beating.
13. Not even the air is safe.
14. It's five vs. one and the snake is still putting up a fight.
15. It ain't natural!
16. How about moving normally?
18. That's one way to eat eggs.
19. Do you like my scales?
20. What kind of creature does this?
21. That poor balloon.
22. Permission to come aboard?
23. You thought you were safe, fishy!
24. Is this cannibalism?
25. Come outside. We promise it is safe.
How anyone keeps these hell beasts are pets is beyond me, seriously, why would anyone get this slithery reptile over a Golden Retriever, especially after seeing these pictures and videos. Yikes.
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