It's kind of difficult to keep track of all the pop acts that flood the radio - probably because I'm becoming an old fart. Or probably because all of their music sounds exactly the same.
So I get it when artists do their most to try and stand out in a musical genre that's absolutely flooded with a lot of indistinguishable prattle.
But then there are some artists who are just better at owning the whole unconventional outfit thing. I don't know why they're better at it, but it just seems more like a true artistic choice than trying to get attention for merely being different.
So when pop singer Jade of the group Little Mix decided to get as glowed-up as possible for her 25th birthday, people paid attention. She went with Candy Land-themed regalia and pushed the concept to the edge - in full drag queen mode.
She even was anointed with her own drag queen stage name: Shaneeda Nibbles, courtesy of William who was a contestant on Season 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
And the internet pretty much decided that Jade's Starbucks-Frap Drag look for her 25th birthday party, was indeed, great.
happy birthday for the most beautiful queen 💜💜 wish for you all great life 💜— MEON Birthday Girl💜 (@meonkai) December 18, 2017
Other members of Little Mix showed up as well, getting dressed to the nines for the drag theme.
The party itself looked incredible.
I don't have a drag queen persona, but I'd probably draw inspiration from WWE's Goldust if it meant I got an invitation to an event as turnt as this.
Color me jealous.
All the people who found themselves on the opposite end of the family's icy wrath.