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Calling this cheesy would be too easy

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Testing the doctor’s patience.

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He terminated the upgrade.

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You should talk to my sun. He also likes renewable energy.

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No way, that's impawsible!

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They make a perfect combination.

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This situation escalated quickly.

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Noah-n needs arks, though.

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Which counter tops the other’s argument?

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No plan is ever bulletproof.

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Mexican puns are a latino-no.

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Way too corny

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