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26 Reasons People Will Never Go Back To A Restaurant

By Zachary Brenner

I’m a millennial which means I can’t cook, or more accurately, I can’t be bothered to cook. Point is I go to a lot of restaurants, or more accurately, I go to a lot of pizzarias. I’m in perfectly fine shape though, or more accurately, I am equal parts hair and fat.