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This Cactus Is The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift For Someone Who's Hitting On Your Wife

By Mark Pygas

When you're shopping for plants for Valentine's Day, the first one that pops up into your head are probably roses or some other type of pretty flower. 

But what plant do you gift someone you're trying to send a clear message to on Valentine's Day that isn't about love? 

I mean, yeah, why would you buy someone a gift on Valentine's Day if you don't love or care about them in some capacity, right? And you certainly wouldn't buy someone you hate a gift on such a special day, right?