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This Cactus Is The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift For Someone Who's Hitting On Your Wife


When you're shopping for plants for Valentine's Day, the first one that pops up into your head are probably roses or some other type of pretty flower. Roses are cliche but a safe bet, and many people like tulips, orchids, or daisies. Pair them with some chocolate and maybe a nice dinner and you're sure to set the right mood.

But what plant do you gift someone when you're trying to send a clear message on Valentine's Day that isn't about love? Like what if the message you're trying to convey is more "if you don't stop sexually harassing my wife, I'm going to stab you with several tiny razor-sharp needles?" Well, I can think of one such type of vegetation that sends that message perfectly and it's also available at your local florist.