The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
But... but liberals hate guns!
"I am especially qualified to talk about this..."
He's a WWE icon, he deserves better.
I mean, it's not like Vets need to eat or anything.
I knew I shouldn't have checked those deleted Jurassic World scenes.
"It's in the Geneva Convention!"
LA before and after emissions regulations. It amazes me Republicans haven't realized they drink the same water and breathe the same air as the rest of us. One of Trump's first acts was to allow corporate polluters to begin dumping coal waste back into waterways. Trump has selected a climate change denier to head the EPA, and had rescinded President Obama's Clean Air Act. 🤔 #notmypresident #corruptAF #WatergateEveryday #resign #Obamacare #climatechange #epa #savetheEarth #water
"FIGHT ME BRO!"
Yeah but like, he didn't mean that when he said it.
I see nothing wrong with this.
Fight fire with fire!
But that's not how...
I SAID WE'RE FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE!
Classic Art of the Deal move.
こんばんは☂️ #お昼ごはん にお魚🐟のパイを作りました じゃがいも🥔アボカド🥑クリームチーズ🧀 サーモン🐟のバジルパイ #サーモンパイ なのに なぜかヒラメっぽく😳 いや？カレイか？❓ ヘビーなパイが出来ました〜🐽 娘はまずはしっぽから食べました。 しっぽは中入ってないよ〜(⌒-⌒; ) サーモンはお刺身用だから 骨なしで食べやすく💕 もちろん、冷凍パイシートで #簡単レシピ です。 ・ ・ ・ #バジル味 #フィッシュパイ #salmonpie #ヒラメ #fishpie #lunch #pie #パイ #お魚 #おとと #おうちカフェ #salmon #じゃがいも #アボカド #サクサク #おさかな #鮭 #デリスタグラマー #冷凍パイシート #子供が喜ぶ#クッキングラム
"I think I've found your problem, lady."
"Damn man," the doctor said as he looked down at his clipboard, "this suuuuuucks."
I don't know about her cookbooks but Shakespeare in Love definitely sucked.
That's now how laws...work.
When I think of vending machines I think of frustration. Of late hours at some government building waiting to get some bureaucratic nonsense taken care of. Or stressful times at a hospital. Unhealthy snacks and feeling gross immediately after I cave into my desire for junk food.
But it doesn't have to be that way. There are plenty of awesome vending machines out there that go above and beyond the stale chips and crusty, white-dust-coated candy bar stereotype.
These are the vending machines of the future, and the future's looking pretty darn good.
Dads. They’re notorious for their senses of humor—whether cheesy or savage, witty or groan-worthy, they never miss an opportunity to try and make us laugh. In fact, dads are such natural comedians they often crack us up without even meaning to. It should come as no surprise then, that when dads learn to text, hilarity ensues.
Here are 21 dads who prove that, in their hands, smartphones are truly a blessing: