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15 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week

15 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
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Updated 1 year ago

The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.

But... but liberals hate guns!

"I am especially qualified to talk about this..."

Have a Nice Day #mankind #haveaniceday #wwe

A post shared by Tank lives strong (@armoredranger) on

He's a WWE icon, he deserves better.

Sneak peek at next week's cover of @newyorkermag #datass #trumpgolf #brokenwindows

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I mean, it's not like Vets need to eat or anything.

#siblinglove #trexlife #TRex #lacrossewisconsin #goodtobehomeagain

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I knew I shouldn't have checked those deleted Jurassic World scenes.

#barca#barcelona#fcbarcelona#messi#argentina#laliga#bbva#wallpaper#wallpapers#instafootball

A post shared by aslan.mustafaev (@insta_football_7_7_7) on

"It's in the Geneva Convention!"

"FIGHT ME BRO!"

Moment of truth! 😊 #trump #stupidtrump #funny #barrontrump #comedy

A post shared by Farook K K (@farookkk001) on

Yeah but like, he didn't mean that when he said it.

#edsheeran #idol #guitar #singer #talent #argentina #divide #tour

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I see nothing wrong with this.

Jgn ckp kerje bomba senang cer pakai sekali kite lumbe lari nk 😏 #firefighter

A post shared by PeaCe An War (@keyrulanwar) on

Fight fire with fire!

But that's not how...

I SAID WE'RE FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE!

Brilliant! #trumpmerkel #smallhands

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Classic Art of the Deal move.

こんばんは☂️ #お昼ごはん にお魚🐟のパイを作りました じゃがいも🥔アボカド🥑クリームチーズ🧀 サーモン🐟のバジルパイ #サーモンパイ なのに なぜかヒラメっぽく😳 いや?カレイか?❓ ヘビーなパイが出来ました〜🐽 娘はまずはしっぽから食べました。 しっぽは中入ってないよ〜(⌒-⌒; ) サーモンはお刺身用だから 骨なしで食べやすく💕 もちろん、冷凍パイシートで #簡単レシピ です。 ・ ・ ・ #バジル味 #フィッシュパイ #salmonpie #ヒラメ #fishpie #lunch #pie #パイ #お魚 #おとと #おうちカフェ #salmon #じゃがいも #アボカド #サクサク #おさかな #鮭 #デリスタグラマー #冷凍パイシート #子供が喜ぶ#クッキングラム

A post shared by Pan_daisuki (@kurumipan_tokunisuki) on

"I think I've found your problem, lady."

#boots #crackedsidewalk #ruggedterrain #manonanisland

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"Damn man," the doctor said as he looked down at his clipboard, "this suuuuuucks."

I don't know about her cookbooks but Shakespeare in Love definitely sucked.

That's now how laws...work.

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