The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
But... but liberals hate guns!
"I am especially qualified to talk about this..."
He's a WWE icon, he deserves better.
I mean, it's not like Vets need to eat or anything.
I knew I shouldn't have checked those deleted Jurassic World scenes.
"It's in the Geneva Convention!"
"FIGHT ME BRO!"
Yeah but like, he didn't mean that when he said it.
I see nothing wrong with this.
Fight fire with fire!
But that's not how...
I SAID WE'RE FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE!
Classic Art of the Deal move.
"I think I've found your problem, lady."
"Damn man," the doctor said as he looked down at his clipboard, "this suuuuuucks."
I don't know about her cookbooks but Shakespeare in Love definitely sucked.
That's now how laws...work.
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