Say what you will about Donald Trump, but the man has a look. No one else has that haircut, no one else wears suits that fit quite like his do, and no one else has ties that long. While I know he likes to boast about size, his ties are a classic example of showing and not telling. I mean, they are absurd.
I'm not the only person to have noticed this. In fact, a Twitter account has popped up recently that is dedicated to highlighting how long his ties are. Yes, the photos are altered to make them look bigger than they actually are, but they are only altered a little bit. That's the crazy part!
It's like a leash. If Melania doesn't hold on, he could wander off.
It suffocates its prey before eating. It's death grip is unbearable.
I can tell you're nervous by the way you pat your brow with your tie...
Don't trip! Though at this point, falling is the least embarrassing thing he could do.
Yum! You didn't want butter with your bread, did you?
Look at it!
The tie has the real answers. And it will slap your wrist if you get out of line.
This thing always gets tangled coming off Air Force One.
We see what you are doing... It's not nice to humiliate your fellow politicians.
Nothing is as beautiful as a tie (and hair) waving in the wind, right?
Hey! Watch where you step!
My tie seems to like you.
Do you like it?
The tie agrees.
Hold on tight!
The tie is waving, too!
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