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If I were a super villain, which I am not, I would have the dopest evil lair. It would be inside a volcano off the coast of Hawaii, or something. I don't know. I haven't thought too much about it, but I do know that their would be lions, and other big cats but mostly lions, guarding the entrance. And if someone were to get beyond them, they would they would have to face my robot army which, again, isn't real.
This might be a weird thing to think about, but it is important to plan ahead, which is why I think so many architects are building evil buildings. Everyone wants their own evil lair nowadays, but these fools have decided to build them in plain sight where anyone could photograph them. But who is going to go visit a lion infested volcano? No one, that's who! But again, I am not really building this thing so it doesn't really matter.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know a good lion salesman?